Armpit Perfume

Selection of an email from Owen's teacher.  Owen is the "student" talked about.

Student: "There is something in my shoe!"

     Me: "Weird. What is it?"

     Student: "I don't know, my mom really stuffed it in there! Wait.....I know! It's perfume!"

     Me: "Perfume? For your feet?!"

     Student: "No, it's armpit perfume!"

     Me: "Oh, for our donations for Martian Luther King Day!"